Time is Love > Love Quotes > Funny Love Quotes & Sayings
Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.
-Adrienne Gusoff
An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
-Agatha Christie
Women marry men hoping they will change.
Men marry women hoping they will not.
So each is inevitably disappointed.
-Albert Einstein
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.
-Albert Einstein
The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”
-Anonymous
No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.
-Anonymous
When a relationship goes flat, so does a couple of sets of car tires.
-Anonymous
If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it?
-Bette Midler
A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him.
-Brendan Francis
The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.
-Cher
By the time you swear you’re his,
Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -
Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying.
-Dorothy Parker
I’m always looking for meaningful one night stands.
-Dudley Moore
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery.
-Erma Bombeck
Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts reality, and that’s the point of it. It would be impossible to fall in love with someone that you really saw.
-Fran Lebowitz
It is impossible to love and be wise.
-Francis Bacon
Marriage marks the end of many short follies – being one long stupidity.
-Friedrich Nietzsche
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
-Fulton J. Sheen
Sometimes it is necessary to set emotions aside and see the humor in love. Funny love quotes are great examples of witnessing love from on the outside, free of the pains and emotion involved in building lasting relationships. These funny love quotes are the result of great minds observing love and finding humor within the strongest human emotion. Take time to enjoy some funny quotes about love that remind us that love isn’t always serious.
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